her vagine was all disorganized.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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