Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
sex on a bike is impossible
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