marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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