look no pants
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
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