Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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