It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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