come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
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