My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I don't deserve a penis
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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