You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
Randomize
