dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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