if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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