We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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