I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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