I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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