i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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