either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
His nipple licking is glorious
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