So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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