I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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