You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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