I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
