Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
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