i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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