WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Randomize
