Swine flu. Run for my life!
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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