But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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