How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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