I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
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