Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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