I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I could make wine with my vomit
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Randomize
