Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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