Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I just gargled with NyQuil
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