I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
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