I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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