did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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