How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
so let's talk penis.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
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