Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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