I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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