they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
we're making bets on your personal life
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
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