brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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