No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
is this the sara with the beer cane?
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
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