So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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