Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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