Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
bring money and cleavage
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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