I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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