I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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