i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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