nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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