Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
Randomize
