Im at strip club and am horny
Nicole vs. Life
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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