if you like me you must not know who I am
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
i need an iv and a liver transplant
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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