So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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