i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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