Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
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