i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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