Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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