I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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